“To Russia, With Love” – Opinions From E. Curtis Johnson

I liked the Winter Olympic opening ceremonies from Sochi, Russia. Although, the dancing onion domes looked like Disney’s, “It’s A Small World,” - on acid! Westerners believe a lot of stereotypes about Russia. One mention of the Mother Land conjures up images of vodka alcoholic babushkas, with pet bears, running forced labor camps in Siberia.

I have bad news for Russians who don’t like these stereotypes. There’s nothing like hosting the Winter Olympics to enforce the notion that Russia is in a state of perpetual freeze. The hotel scandal in Sochi could add new stereotypes.

I’m E. Curtis Johnson. Here’s three ways to know if you’re staying in a Sochi, Russia hotel room:

(1) Not only is cigarette smoking allowed in your room – it’s mandatory.

(2) Instead of a chocolate mint on your pillow, housekeeping leaves a turnip or rutabaga.

(3) No Gideon’s Bible in the night stand drawer. However, you’re welcome to take home the mail order Russian Bride catalog when you check out.