Social Secret Agent Man

Lots of people are on CIA watch lists, but heaven help you if you break Twitter rules! The lesson to be learned here is: never lie or pretend to be someone you’re not. The CIA hates competition! Yahoo also reports that the CIA is launching Twitter and Facebook accounts to more directly engage the public.

My name is E. Curtis Johnson.  I’m not afraid of “friending” the CIA. A Nigerian prince sold me an aluminum foil hat that makes me impervious to the CIA reading my mind or my personal information.