For Sale! – Opinions From E. Curtis Johnson

Justin Bieber is about to record a new CD. Yahoo reports that Bieber’s producer just gave him a $1.9 million, 1,000 horsepower Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport, as a gift. In the past, Bieber got into trouble driving Lamborghinis. Last year: busted for driving without a license in California. This year: a DUI in Florida. If Bieber can get behind the wheel of another sports car, reelection odds have increase for members of Congress in November!

According to Bloomberg, Bugatti built 300 Veyron’s in 2006, but is having trouble selling them. This is not the case for members of Congress, who are for sale by the grip! Especially since the Supreme Court recently struck down campaign contributions limits from labor unions, corporations, and SuperPac's.

My name is E. Curtis Johnson. Allowing unlimited campaign contributions to American politicians is almost as dangerous as putting a 20-year-old Canadian pop singer behind a microphone in a recording studio. You thought I was going to say, Bugatti, didn’t you?