God Save The Queen – Another Thought From E. Curtis Johnson

According to the House of Commons Committee of Public Accounts, Queen Elizabeth’s household budget is down to the last 1 million pounds. Stand back! I’m about to break into a chorus of, “God Save The Queen.”You bring the tea, I’ll bring the crumpets, and we’ll hold a bake sale and bailout her royal hiney.

With the exception of Lindsey Lohan at a no host bar, no broad in the world is as loaded as Q.E. II. She’s nowhere close to being broke.  However, her publically funded household budget is down to about $1.7 million American dollars.  This is the difference between Americans and our cousins across the pond. American socialists want to take money from our top economic 1%. England’s socialists are worried that their top 1%’er doesn’t have enough grocery money!

My name is E. Curtis Johnson. I’m proud to live in a country where no government leader could every take lavish vacations, give themselves exorbitant perks, or live extravagantly off of the sweat of the American people.