Tom Brady and Peyton Manning Combine Faces for Reasons That Remain a Mystery

The "If They Mated" idea was perfected long ago by Conan O'Brien, but that doesn't mean it's any less interesting whenever we see it.

AOL put together this video mashing up faces of NFL players, so, finally, we know what Tom Brady and Peyton Manning would look like if they were to join forces faces, answering the biggest question this side of "Why did the Seahawks throw?" The result is Peytom Branning, a hybrid NFL legend who "can sell Uggs and Nationwide Insurance." And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Take a look at some of the other combinations. They're fun to look at (if not a little odd), but it really underscores one important truth: we need the NFL to come back. Between this and Mel Kiper Jr's. constant big board revisions, there isn't too much of substance to sustain us until training camp opens.